Happy New Year, Eff You nation

I realize it is not yet midnight where I am, but there is no guarantee I'll make it that far. On the other hand, it is already Jan. 1 in many other parts of Eff You nation.  Plus, it is nowhere near midnight in many parts of Eff You's readership, and there's no damn way I'm waiting up for midnight in Tahiti or wherever the hell the last country is before the International Dateline. By the way, Tahiti, you've never come by. Get on the stick. But I digress. I believe I was wishing all of you a Happy New Year.

Black-eyed peas tomorrow! Happy New Year! Thanks for coming by, and keep it up.