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Friday, December 5, 2014

Some (non) document review haikus

As we have no work to do but are still on the clock, you might think being paid (overtime, at that) to surf the internet would be pretty good, right? Man, the boredom is killer. And for some reason, the firm is making noises about working Sunday. Not Saturday, just Sunday. These people must hate the NFL. Anyway, I am moved to engage in the ancient poetic art form known as haiku:

Toughest part of job
Killing 10 hours, idly
Sit on thumb and spin. 
Absolutely no
Documents for us to code
We review the web
Imagine horror
Discovering internet
Ends at a brick wall
I got a million of 'em, folks.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You finished the internet? Or, are all the good sites blocked?
/RAF

Cat said...

Maybe it's time for you to start writing your version of the great American novel.