Sunday, April 5, 2015

Oh, dear God, the kit-tays are junkies

I am told that catnip is a drug. Well, apparently my gutter-dwelling junkie kit-tays are addicted. Cpl. Wolves brought home some catnip the other day. It didn't last long:

Look at that damn tongue:

That catnip was gone in short order. I have no doubt that soon the kit-tays will be sneaking out at night, breaking into houses to steal things they can sell to buy catnip. Before you know it, they'll be pouncing on people from second-story windows to feed their ugly habit. And I'm sure catnip is just a gateway drug to God knows what. On the other hand, it might just taste good.

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