Almost missed this over the weekend, but someone at work Saturday was talking about both of these things as if they were real. Which, I guess they were. Sort of. Just getting around to posting this stuff now. I've been busy. Refer to the title of the blog.
Anyway, on Saturday, without any indication of even a hint of irony, the District of Columbia had the District of Columbia State Fair and a Farmers' Market, even though the District has neither statehood nor farmers. Go figure.