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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Time to get your "Aaaaaaarrrrrrgh" on

That's right, kids, it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day, so you know what to do. Aaarrgh, mateys, shiver me timbers with those horrible clich├ęs.

Where did the pirate go for vacation? Aaaaaarrrrrgh-gentina.

Why does the pirate walk so slow in the morning? Aaaaaarrrrgh-thritis.

Why did the pirate go to sea? They wouldn't take him in the Aaaaaarrrrgh-my.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses. And try the veal.

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