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Thursday, February 5, 2015

I swear, I have never spiralized anything in my life

I'm still trying to figure out what I ordered that made Amazon send me and email touting shit like this:



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Paderno World Cuisine A4982799 Tri-Blade Plastic Spiral Vegetable Slicer
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Spiralizer Tri-Blade Vegetable Spiral Slicer, Strongest-Heaviest, 100% Risk Free with Lifetime Guarantee, Veggie Pasta Spaghetti Maker for Low Carb/Paleo Gluten-Free Meals
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Paderno World Cuisine A4982799 Tri-Blade Plastic Spiral Vegetable Slicer (Pack of 2)
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Believe me, I cut off 90 percent of the shit listed. I just can't understand how they thought I would care. I have never expressed any interest in spiralizing anything. Sounds kinky. Sometimes Amazon baffles me.

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