What's a girl to do?

Having been caught by a Rule No. 1 double-whammy -- one project lasted half as long as they said,  the one I lined up to replace it got pushed back a couple days (so far) -- I find myself at home a lot. I've done a few things around the house, but I don't have a lot of things I need to do that don't involve money, like putting up a fence in back, so I'm not doing those things right now. Doing some house-cleaning, dog-washing, that kind of stuff. And thinking about stuff like this:

Maybe substitute beer for rum. But then it wouldn't rhyme.