Spam. No, really. Spam.

Having gone to high school in Hawaii, I know full well that Hawaii loves Spam. Trust me, it's well documented. Recently, though, a reader in Hawaii, who I suspect knows me from my high school days, sent me a series of photographs of the varieties of Spam available in Hawaii. I'd be willing to bet that most Mainland residents were not even aware that there are different flavors of Spam available. Well, behold:

And behold:

And behold::

Jesus, this is getting tedious. Behold:

Yeah, behold again:

This is my favorite, though, combining two Hawaiian favorites, macadamia nuts and, yeah, Spam:

Which brings this to mind: