Thursday, May 5, 2016

Hey, look! I've got shitty-project haikus!

The project I am on sucks. That does not mean that the haikus forthcoming from said project also suck. Test drive this:
New gig sucks real bad
Conditions quite oppressive
At least pay is low

Or this:
Long boring work day
Bamboo under fingernails
Sounds more appealing

Got more:
Eric Burdon sang
Gotta get out of this place
Must've worked here once.
Shitty jobs bring out the poet in me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I enjoy your Haikus very much.

And also: The term "shitty project Haikus" is nr. 4 on my google search. I'd have thought it was the *only* search result.