Hey, look! I've got shitty-project haikus!

The project I am on sucks. That does not mean that the haikus forthcoming from said project also suck. Test drive this:

New gig sucks real bad
Conditions quite oppressive
At least pay is low

Or this:

Long boring work day
Bamboo under fingernails
Sounds more appealing

Got more:

Eric Burdon sang
Gotta get out of this place
Must've worked here once.

Shitty jobs bring out the poet in me.